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Pickle That Fungus

We know what you really want: An excruciatingly detailed fungus pickling simulator. And I’m going to show you how it’s done. “What, more logistics simulation?” you gasp, somewhat overwhelmed with emotions you can not identify, will not identify. Yes, I answer, because if I’m going to be forced to write this thing two weeks in a row it’s either this or more Bizarre Literary Experiments and we all know how that turns out. (Of course we could always mix the two – a bizarre literary industrial logistics simulation experiment, but then I might be treading on China Mieville’s turf and that guy could totally beat me up.)

Let’s call it a two-part series if that makes you feel better. ┬áRemember that episode of TNG where Riker said “Fire!” and it cut to the end of the season? It’s like that but without the cliffhanger. Or Riker. But we’ll make it work because we’ve got fungus and the luminous mycelium interfacing with the base of our neck, suggesting that this is a good idea after all and why don’t we continue discussing the laudable qualities of fungi.

The elusive black cup fungus - a delicacy, I hear.

Shhh. See there? It is the elusive black cup fungus – a delicacy, I hear.

So let’s walk through the process of adding a harvestable resource to the game and go into a bit more detail about creating a production chain from start to finish. All meat free!

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Diggle Plushie Announcements!

We have some Diggle Plushie announcements today, including shipping news and clarification of our exciting limited-time sketch offer. First, however, here is a link to the product page. Second, here is a video:

ShouldBee is pleased to inform you that shipping of Plush Diggles to the US, Canada and the UK is now available right now! Those of you in Canada and the United Kingdom who have eagerly been awaiting Diggles can now go ahead and order. Again, a reminder – if you are one of the first 100 people to order a Diggle plush, we will throw in a small, hastily done sketch by David Baumgart and signed by the Gaslamp Games crew. There are still sketches available as of the time of writing.

Again! Diggles can be yours. Just click this link.

It just gets worse from here.

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