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Lord Palmerstoke’s Cranial Parachute (Or: Enter The Steam Knight)

June 22, 2016 by Chris Triolo

It’s been a while since we talked about animations, so with the Steam Knight released, why not?

As a bit of a Big Deal, we didn’t want Steam Knights to just ‘manifest’ in your colony. They should have an entrance! And ideally one that makes a bit of sense in the context of your colony. Walking in from the borders is a bit troublesome – the chance of running into hostiles is pretty high, and Steam Knights aren’t exactly fast. Perhaps they could come… from above?

Lord Palmerstoke’s Cranial Parachute was a bold idea, but ultimately failed to catch on due to an unfortunate spate of Coronal Ruptures.

We’ve had stuff drop from airships in the game before – supplies and such, using a parachute. But what parachute would be worthy of such a noble monolith of steel? None, I say! It was decided that the Steam Knight has no need of parachutes – The Steam Knight will fall to the ground unaided!

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Posted in Clockwork Empires | Tagged do you like our tortoise?, headachute, i like turtles, i only do tortoises, steam knights always stick the landing, we do not speak of the three-point landing, you come across a tortoise in the desert..., you do not speak of the three-point landing
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Some Rubbish Screenshots

May 8, 2013 by David Baumgart

Radical notions about “the Natural Environment” are not given much thought in The Empire and rightly so. Indeed, those who profess “Misgivings with respect to the effects of Unbridled Industry and So-Called Progress in our Nation” are dismissed as debased spiritualists that can be assumed to gather in Laudanum Dens to associate with Poets who fill their heads with rambling apocalyptic screeds.

When all is quiet, the Rubbish Beetles scurry from their burrows and perform the duties Nature has seen fit to assign to them.

Continuing forthwith: All et up from that tin of Doctor E. Sanin’s Patent Tinned Meat* Slurry Product? Just toss it aside with nary a care. Divested the shipping crate of its contents of finely enameled bric-a-brac (including a set of commemorative plates featuring portraits of our fine Prime Minister)? Toss it on the heap with the rest of the rubbish. The world provides its obviously limitless bounty to us to be used, dear reader!

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Posted in Clockwork Empires | Tagged artists at Gaslamp Games are trained to safely use the most vexing angles in their work, doctor e sanins patent tinned meat slurry product is not guaranteed to not contain one of sawdust and/or processed carapace, even steampunk rubbish heaps have cogs on them, i like turtles, not pictured for whatever reason: tortoise standing next to huge pile of ammunition, Potemkin's garbage heap, rubbish, rubbish screenshots, screenshots, Sean's work this week was garbage, this post makes a fearful solid month of David blogging, was really tempted to put a Nwabudike Morgan quote in this post, we have been assured that all errors in the Luminous Aether calculations are being rapidly corrected, ya'know- I could serialize this great novel I've been working on through these tags, you'd think someone else would write one of these damn things but here we go again
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