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A Very Clockwork Valentine’s

February 12, 2014 by David Baumgart

We here at Gaslamp Games wish all of our dear readers to have a very happy Valentine’s day and, as such, have created some cards to assist you in your courtship rituals with the ends of finding the love of the man / woman / boiler / fishperson / infinite black abyss that most fulfills you.

(We also did some actual work on various things, so stick around for that too. I’ve cleverly mixed in development discussion with the silly pictures, and in at least one case they’re slightly related. Mostly they’re not.)

#1. A Very Special Knock On Your Door

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Posted in Clockwork Empires | Tagged A joke about human sacrifice? We're the best at marketing, assume the despair position, encoggling, human sacrifice, I find the infinite black abyss very fulfilling thank you very much and I'm glad we live in a society enlightened enough to respect my lifestyle choice, it looks like Nicholas was so disgusted by two? weeks of intensive UI development that he's retreated to his happy place: recoding the renderer. While crying into his coffee., make icons of gears and stick the icons of the gears to things, occult purging squad, Professor Cogwhizzler has an arrest record due to - I quote - "reckless and disturbing acts of encogglement", public relations nightmares, Quag'garoth, slipped in a cannibalism reference too while you weren't looking, Stephanie loves it when we joke about human sacrifice, tentacularity rhymes with hilarity, the statue of quaggaroth is the best make-out spot in town, top 10 coal tips, you have to put the cog on it
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The Sad, Strange Tale of Josiah Nutpin

February 14, 2013 by Nicholas Vining

Bachelors and bachelorettes! Are you alone this Valentine’s Day? Do you crave romance, and find yourself unable to obtain it at your local convenience store, bar, or motorcycle repair shop? Fear not, we’ve got you covered, for Gaslamp Games knows what you like. We present, for your Romantic Indulgence:

THE SAD, STRANGE TALE OF JOSIAH NUTPIN

THE SCANDALOUS TRAGEDY THAT IS UPSETTING THE NATION

a work of Salacious Bawdy-Fiction Composed on the Type-Writing Device

with Erotic Daguerrotypes by Mr. David Baumgart

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Posted in Clockwork Empires | Tagged clockwork empires, despite the presence of so much moon fungus it turned out not to be a major problem at all, do not ask what happened to the number one or number two telescopes, erotic daguerrotypes mainly consist of pictures of a woman's ankles with occasional shots of a knee, it's beginning to look a lot like fishmas, many people try to record on wax cylinders but most of it is just amateur phonography, never smoke the cigars, on the bright side if CE tanks we can always make a webcomic, penny dreadfuls, pigeon racing is the minigame that's sweeping the nation, please don't ask what happened to greater ponysparkle, remember you can't spell fungoid without fun, selling wax cylinder recordings is a hard living for a man and it nearly bankrupted edison, tawdry fiction, the statue of quaggaroth is the best make-out spot in town, this is the best valentine's day ever
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All posts tagged with "the statue of quaggaroth is the best make-out spot in town"

A Very Clockwork Valentine’s

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