This man is not as upset as he should be about having the "burning" tag associated with his game object.

How To Set People On Fire

Or another day of learning how to do Lua scripting with artists. (It’s easier than you think.) I’ve been excited about the possibilities for our scripting system to handle fire and fire propagation for some time and finally made the chance to start working on it this last week while I was …

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Bureaucracy is of utmost importance to The Empire.

Thaddeus Bronzewhistle, Loyal Subject of The Queen

My name is Thaddeus Bronzewhistle and I was born in the 49th year of the reign of The Queen. I left civilization to promote the ideas and ethics of Science. I worship at the altar of celestial order, as is right and proper for a Subject of The Queen. My …

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The Fishman

THE FISHMAN [set, roughly, to the meter of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"] Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, having just returned from GDC a couple days before, lying in my bed with con flu, none too happily sorting through the impressions of the journalists …

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